"Abstinence" is the seventh episode of Season 1 of Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!, and the seventh episode in the series overall. It originally aired on March 25th, 2007.

Episode Highlights

We get a glimpse of Pall Willeaux’s dreams as he appears in a Lazy Horse Mattress and Bedding Supply commercial. Tim and Eric discuss their plan of replacing their crew with elderly men. David Cross sings about abstinence to a locker-room porn star in the pseudo-film “Pizza Boy.” Channel 5 provides live coverage of the “No Sex Hot Dog Parade” as part of “No Sex Week.”


Cast & Characters

Guest Starring
  • Maria Bamford as TV Host
  • David Cross as Pizza Boy
  • Will Forte as Pall Willeaux
Supporting Cast
  • Hal Alpert as Old Office Temp
  • Ron Austar as Pierre
  • Holly Browning as Lickety Splits
  • Richard Dunn as Old Office Temp
  • Roger Fanter as Old Office Temp
  • Don Fenstermaker as Old Office Temp
  • Shirley Hughes as Singer (Voice Only)
  • Ray Jarris as Old Office Temp
  • Ian Kerr as Old Office Temp
  • Steve London as Old Office Temp
  • Ralph Lucas as Old Office Temp
  • Doug Lussenhop as DJ Douggpound
  • Marilyn McIntyre as Donna
  • Jon Mugar as Employee
  • Garrett Nichols as Old Office Temp
  • Sharon Noble as Guest on "The New You"
  • Tom Paliferro as Man in Nightmare
  • Micki Schloss as Old Office Temp
  • Warren Stearns as Old Office Temp
  • Ken Wolt as Old Office Temp

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