The Cinco-Fone first appears in Season 3 and was advertised by Ed Begley Jr.. The cinco phone is the new mobile device from Cinco Products. It is much easier to use than a normal phone because it has only one button. to dial a number like 9 one must press the button 9 times. the Cinco-Fone has 2 antennas for extra reception and a battery life of one phone call. the best part about the Cinco-Fone is that it cannot recieve calls, it can only make them. This eliminates the annoyance of telemarketers. The Cinco-Fone has been known to overheat causing 2nd degree burns on the user, so every cinco phone comes with a free tube of cooling gel.
The Cinco Fone is a revolutionary device introduced by Tim & Eric. The phone contains many features and they are as follows:
-Cannot Recieve Calls
-Only Contains 1 Battery
-2 Hour Battery Charging
-Required Use Of Cooling Gel (Causes 2nd Degree Skin Burns)
-2 Antennaes for improved reception
-Heavy As Hell, But That's A Good Thing
Modeled by Ed Begley Jr.